An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
| Title | Date published | ||
| “I WAS A 911 OPERATOR” | 2023-06-07 | ||
| “THE MOST HORRIBLE THING I’VE DONE” | 2023-06-04 | ||
| “I CHEATED AND SHE TOOK ME BACK” | 2023-05-31 | ||
| THE BART SIMPSON CYST | 2023-05-28 | ||
| “I CONVERTED RELIGIONS ON A WHIM” | 2023-05-24 | ||
| “I’VE BEEN A TRUCK DRIVER FOR 35 YEARS” | 2023-05-21 | ||
| “I THREW MY EX’S STUFF OUT” | 2023-05-17 | ||
| THE AUSTRALIA EPISODE | 2023-05-14 | ||
| MENTAL HOSPITAL FOOD | 2023-05-10 | ||
| THE HILLBILLY VAGABOND | 2023-05-07 | ||
| THE PSYCHEDELIC CAT EXPERIENCE | 2023-05-03 | ||
| THE SINGLE CHEEKED MAN | 2023-04-30 | ||
| "I'M A FIRST RESPONDER" | 2023-04-26 | ||
| "I JUST GOT A VASECTOMY" | 2023-04-23 | ||
| CALLING FROM REHAB | 2023-04-19 | ||
| BLACK MARKET VIAGRA | 2023-04-16 | ||
| THE SHIT PILLOW | 2023-04-12 | ||
| THE MACEDONIA EPISODE | 2023-04-09 | ||
| “I’M ADDICTED TO A DATING SIM” | 2023-04-05 | ||
| “I’M IN A LOVE TRIANGLE” | 2023-04-02 |