<p>Just two chicks giving their two cents when nobody asked.</p>
| Title | Date published | ||
| "Big Brother is watching. Jojo Siwa is on Big Brother. It's all connected." | 2025-07-26 | ||
| TBD on WW3 | 2025-07-02 | ||
| I don't even wanna be in a room with 5 men | 2025-06-17 | ||
| It's not a great time to be a woman in the United States. | 2025-05-27 | ||
| Not very papal-y | 2025-05-10 | ||
| "Who grants exorcisms now? The Vice-Pope?" | 2025-04-26 | ||
| The gift was not quality time with you. | 2025-03-29 | ||
| Her lip combo looks like a butthole | 2025-03-15 | ||
| Trump sitting in the c*ck chair | 2025-02-15 | ||
| How the f*ck do you know what the founding fathers think? | 2025-02-01 | ||
| General Pet Hospital™ | 2025-01-19 | ||
| What do you do with a half gallon of sh*t? | 2025-01-05 | ||
| You split a bunch of atoms or something? | 2024-12-22 | ||
| He looks like a foot | 2024-12-08 | ||
| A Natalie Portman Tarot Card Reading? | 2024-11-26 | ||
| A Vasectomy for Christmas | 2024-11-11 | ||
| "It's not foul, it's fish." | 2024-10-26 | ||
| "Thank you so much, Beyoncé." | 2024-10-13 | ||
| But is it covered in vomit? | 2024-09-29 | ||
| "He looks gross... with love and respect." | 2024-09-22 |