Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
| Title | Date published | ||
| 327: One Drop of the Dirtiest Water (w/ Sarah Urist Green!) | 2022-04-11 | ||
| 326: The Best of Dear Hank and John, Vol. 3 | 2022-04-04 | ||
| 325: Just A Chicken Floated By (w/ Roman Mars!) | 2022-03-28 | ||
| 324: mOON NOT COLD? | 2022-03-21 | ||
| 323: Hoop Seated | 2022-03-14 | ||
| 322: Front Row Salad Bar (w/ Sarah Urist Green!) | 2022-02-25 | ||
| 321: Chicken Yoga (w/ Chelsea Fagan!) | 2022-02-21 | ||
| 320: Fried A | 2022-02-14 | ||
| 319: The Bug & Shrimp Wordle Hour | 2022-02-07 | ||
| 318: Opposing Squirrel Vibes | 2022-01-31 | ||
| 317: The Sleepy Holler Hanna Banjo Band | 2022-01-24 | ||
| 316: The Lovecraftian Squirrel Situation | 2022-01-17 | ||
| 315: Orlampa Raxerati | 2021-12-27 | ||
| 314: The Ultimate Week in Ryans (w/Ryan Reynolds!) | 2021-12-20 | ||
| 313: I Will Not Engage | 2021-12-13 | ||
| 312: Chonkadees | 2021-12-06 | ||
| 311: Confurious (w/ Deboki Chakravarti!) | 2021-11-15 | ||
| 310: Ruined Rax Pants | 2021-11-08 | ||
| 309: The Modern Pacifier | 2021-11-01 | ||
| 308: No More Dongles | 2021-10-25 |