Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Seekers or Secrets? - Episode 19 | 2021-10-27 | ||
| The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18 | 2021-10-20 | ||
| Viva Viagra - Episode 17 | 2021-10-13 | ||
| YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16 | 2021-10-06 | ||
| You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15 | 2021-09-29 | ||
| Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14 | 2021-09-22 | ||
| The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13 | 2021-09-15 | ||
| Kanye, Drake, and Kangaroos - Episode 12 | 2021-09-08 | ||
| Tender Touch - Episode 11 | 2021-09-01 | ||
| The Milk Man - Episode 10 | 2021-08-25 | ||
| Late Nights - Episode 9 | 2021-08-18 | ||
| Cancel Everyone - Episode 8 | 2021-08-11 | ||
| Bidet Chronicles - Episode 7 | 2021-08-04 | ||
| Pat vs Africa - Episode 6 | 2021-07-28 | ||
| Goat Head - Episode 5 | 2021-07-21 | ||
| Wheaties - Episode 4 | 2021-07-14 | ||
| Back Then - Episode 3 | 2021-07-07 | ||
| The Seed - Episode 2 | 2021-06-30 | ||
| The Pilot - Episode 1 | 2021-06-26 |