Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.
| Title | Date published | ||
| Auntie's Funeral - Episode 82 | 2023-01-25 | ||
| Bruce Wayne - Episode 81 | 2023-01-18 | ||
| Merch In Heaven - Episode 80 | 2023-01-11 | ||
| A Strange Ask - Episode 79 | 2023-01-04 | ||
| No Spit For You - Episode 78 | 2022-12-28 | ||
| What’s Growling? - Episode 77 | 2022-12-21 | ||
| My Grandma A Munch - Episode 75 | 2022-12-07 | ||
| She Doesn’t Think I’m Alive - Episode 74 | 2022-11-30 | ||
| It Wasn’t A Mistake - Episode 73 | 2022-11-23 | ||
| Through The Wire - Episode 72 | 2022-11-16 | ||
| My Missing Dog - Episode 71 | 2022-11-09 | ||
| Work Husband - Episode 70 | 2022-11-02 | ||
| You Speak Spanish? - Episode 69 | 2022-10-26 | ||
| Four Ways To Get Jumped - Episode 68 | 2022-10-19 | ||
| Glizzy In The Closet - Episode67 | 2022-10-12 | ||
| Am I Too Late? - Episode 66 | 2022-10-05 | ||
| Listener Confessions - Episode 65 | 2022-09-28 | ||
| Bros Over Kinks - Episode 64 | 2022-09-21 | ||
| Juicy J - Episode 63 | 2022-09-14 | ||
| Send Your Mom To Jail - Episode 62 | 2022-09-06 |